Puppies Learn To Fly!
Puppies Learn To Fly!
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“The end is really barking nigh!!” says Feline Right activist Mittens McFurr, in response to reports of a new evolutionary development by canines – the ability to fly! “This is a call to paws!” adds McFurr. “No kitten will be safe from puppies chasing them, even by climbing into tall trees! We must do something drastic and we must do it now!”
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The news has rattled the worlds of animal research, aeronautics, and theoretical physics, as all breeds of puppies around the world are suddenly able to fly at will. “They have no wings1, no obvious means of thrust or lift…they just take off, bumping into walls and ceilings, floating off across peoples’ yards at an altitude of 5 or even 10 meters in some cases. ”It’s astounding!” reports an anonymous source2 found sweeping the floor in the general vicinity of the Missouri Institute of Technology3 physics department.
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1 Buffalo also do not have wings, despite their popularity at the local pub (all you can eat for $13.99 during happy hour, 10am-2am.
2 Anonymous source is John Smith, 123 Main street, 411-911-4119
3 Not to be confused with “Missouri Institute of Science and Technology”, the Missouri Institute of Technology is a group of drinkin’ buddies who hang out at the local pub.
